==> Be the dead greenblood carcass
Your name is XENJARIOZX KIESRLXI or something and you are the God-Tier Master of Space. Your strife specibus is everything that looks cool and you loot from your numerous defeated foes. You defeated every denzien in your session single-handedly, created about five new universes, (but were too modest to rule as a tyrant in any of them) ressurected all your teammates and filled all your quadrants. But then you had to go back in time for some reason and got decapitated by Equius’s overzealous bodyguard. It was totally Heroic because you’re just that awesome. Or maybe Just because you were a dumb one-off joke. Either way, you’re dead now, and making a stain on Equius’s floor.